Crockets Away

bax16:

So me n @crocketingsolly been playin Nobody Saves the World and we finally got around to doin the DLC and uh

Why he ɔ)O(c

2 years ago with 14 notes from bax16 // origins: bax16 // reblog this

bax16:

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With abundant apologies to Ryoko Kui and the Dungeon Meshi fandom at large

3 years ago with 27 notes from bax16 // origins: bax16 // reblog this

whitepeopletwitter:

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valakiir:

the-haiku-bot:

kiralamouse:

the-little-miss-rasputin-pageant:

all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

also tumblr:

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Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Hey, I LOVE bots when

they’re just here to play with us.

COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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communistbussy:

thickness-protection-program:

probioticstan:

mrtwentington:

driveshaftgroupie:

current emotion: that face guys pull when they take pictures of their buttholes

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i’ma go ahead and log off for the day

bax16:

Me n @crocketingsolly were talkin about the organization and this is what I think they smell like based on their designs:

Xemnas: a walgreens

Xigbar/Braig/Luxu: aftershave that he thinks makes him smell masculine and distinguished but really it just smells like wet ass

Vexen/Even: freezer burned ice cream

Xaldin/Dilan: white people dreads/carpet bunny

Lexaeus/Aeleus: a wrestlin mat

Zexion/Ienzo: vampire blood hand sanitizer

Luxord: a whole bottle of axe body spray

Demyx: fresh piss

Saïx/Yeshua: wet dog

Axel/Lea: freezer burned meat

Larxene/Arlene: when somebody stops washin their hair and it starts smellin like cheese. Also those sorority girls who wear their flip flops out all day and you can smell it when they sit behind you

Marluxia/Lauriel: strawberry lip gloss

Roxas: he baby he smell like banana boat and also corn chips

Xion: an empty milk carton that they didn’t wash out before they tossed it nothing she doesn’t exist

Namine: art supply

Reblog to add your own impressions 🥰

Xemnas: a daiso

Xigbar: an open jar of pickles left in the sun that started to ferment

Xalden: a stripper pole after a hard night in Phoenix, AZ

Vexen: charcuterie board and mountain dew

Lexaeus: clay from that one high school ceramics teachers room

Zexion: A haunted abandoned castle, specifically in the fields of Germany

Luxord: beer and piss

Demyx: Ocean Spray cranberry and sweat

Saix: furry convention room party

Axel: pilk

Larxene: a freshly exploded battery and gorilla glue

Marluxia: when you’re in a mall and the smell that just wafts at you as you pass a Victoria’s Secret

Roxas: salt and vinegar chips that went stale months ago

Xion: just smells sticky

Namine: fresh paper and tears

trialsofsaint14:

mom said its my turn on the xbox

hephaestion6:

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mlm wlw doodles for happy pride month! >:3

monstyra:

yall kno i draw saint B I G but compared to other d2 characters just how big is he? well folks that is completely dictated by this one very stupid joke

bax16:

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me n @crocketingsolly have sinned

Me and @bax16 need to go to jail

3 years ago with 9 notes from bax16 // origins: bax16 // reblog this

bax16:

Evil queen bitch character from a magical girl show as the main character but it’s a slice of life anime.

She’s currently winnin in her mission to gather the seven rainbow crystals before the good guys do and is on the verge of world domination, but the only time we ever see her actually interact on screen with the protag is when she’s at the familymart tryna get the discounted bento and she gets her throat kicked in in the name of the moon.

Her underlings think her crystal ball she gazes into is how she keeps scryin the protags’ locations but really she’s just stalkin their twitter feeds while she plays her gacha game she’s addicted to. She does the ojou laugh cause she’s bought the premium event tickets and then flies into a jealous bijin rage when she rolls nothin but 3 star characters.

Everything she does is followed by a constant air of sinister elegance, but every now and then she’ll just show up at the local konbini in the middle of the night with her makeup and hair a mess so she can have their ramen. The protag will just happen to show up there too bc they’re stayin up to study for exams and they’ll meet eyes and awkwardly pretend not to see each other even though they’re the only ones there besides the bored employee.

And yes she does take public transportation to get places. There’s always a sphere of empty seats around her while she sits menacingly by herself

3 years ago with 23 notes from bax16 // origins: bax16 // reblog this

advanced-procrastination:

crocketingsolly:

advanced-procrastination:

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Watching Power Rangers with the boyf 🥰

Make sure to read the comics too! (And watch super sentai after)

Omg corbjorn stop recommending super hentai to me, im perfectly satisfied with regular hentai

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I’ll end you and @bax16

advanced-procrastination:

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Watching Power Rangers with the boyf 🥰

Make sure to read the comics too! (And watch super sentai after)

bax16:

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@crocketingsolly MANGO

MANGO

3 years ago with 6 notes from bax16 // origins: bax16 // reblog this

bax16:

I have a cold and my closet is the only place it can’t get me. So I been hidin in the closet all week. It cozy in here UωU

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I’m coming for you Barbara

3 years ago with 5 notes from bax16 // origins: bax16 // reblog this
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